not a meme but protectors make sure u drink some water n take care of urselves too i love yall

We have two protectors that are like polar opposites Protector 1: alright guys! I’ve made a meal plan and a sleep schedule so that we can stay happy and healthy! Also, I cleaned the entire house and made gluten free cookies uwu Protector 2: *cracks open an apple juice* sleep is for the weak. I have gazed upon death with a ghost of a smile. By the way, I told that creepy guy to fuck off and I ate all the popsicles in the fridge so no one else would get the stomach ache. I’m so selfless.

protector two sounds like he’d be from fallout

An Alternate Dimension!

an-alter-nate-dimension:

Hello! This is the official promotion for our system server, An Alternate Dimension!

We are a very active and large server for anyone with DID or OSDD! If you’re looking for:

  • Friends
  • Support
  • Humor/jokes
  • System help
  • Bots that can tailor your alters into accounts
  • Specific channels for alters (protector channel, syskid channel, etc)

Then you’ve come to the right place! The link to the server is here, but make sure you read the rules and post an intro! You need an intro to join, and you can see the template to make it (though you don’t need to use it!)

The server is 16 and up, however if you’re only a month or less away from turning 16, that’s alright! We would strongly prefer if nobody over thirty joined as well, since there are people half that age in the server!

MAPS, MAP supporters, TERFS and non-traumagenic systems cannot join this server. This is a safe space for trauma survivors, and we don’t want any of that nonsense.

OOF OKAY SO THIS ONE TIME OUR PERSECUTOR/PROTECTOR ALTER SAW SOMEONE CRYING AND LIKE HES BEEN TRYING TO BE NICER BUT HE DIDNT KNOW WHAY TO DO SO HE WALKED UP YO THE PERSON CRYING AND JUST SHOVED A 20 DOLLAR BILL IN HER HANDS AND SAID “stop crying. go buy a bath bomb or something.” AND WALKED AWAY

bot-dad:

didmemes:

IM UY*$F(JE)WiklHBJGTAAAAWEij

Hello uy*$f(je)wiklhbjgtaaaaweij, I’m Dad!


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