no but they can t pose thru the floor
Are seals like, your thing now?
yea
Me n my impulsive persecutor have been co-con a lot (and my protector is begrudgingly letting it happen cuz I’m trying to help her not be an asshole) and I swear to god it is a miracle I still have a job because she rolls her eyes at EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER WHOS EVEN SLIGHTLY INCONVIENT
thiS IS VIRGIL. THEY WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS
One of our alters is an artist but it’s like he doesn’t want anyone to know. He was painting an incredible landscape and I was like “that’s incredible!” And he was like “ya really think so?! :D” And I was like YES and the fucker took it outside, put it in the metal trash can in our backyard, and fucking set it on fire
chaotic neutral
Sometimes we accidentally switch out even though nothing stressful is happening (the usual criteria for switching in our system) and for some reason that’s happened several times.. in the middle of marching band. the other alters have no idea how to march. they Suffered ™
SCRTDGUASHIJK SCREAMS
OOF OKAY SO THIS ONE TIME OUR PERSECUTOR/PROTECTOR ALTER SAW SOMEONE CRYING AND LIKE HES BEEN TRYING TO BE NICER BUT HE DIDNT KNOW WHAY TO DO SO HE WALKED UP YO THE PERSON CRYING AND JUST SHOVED A 20 DOLLAR BILL IN HER HANDS AND SAID “stop crying. go buy a bath bomb or something.” AND WALKED AWAY
dissociation can best be described as a youtube video buffering
someone: touches me while im dissociating
me: windows xp startup noise
Happy anniversary of existing
thank you it’s my 14 billionth
DiD Memes 